A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.
Best get the lube out im like the mojave again down there. You'll need to excavate my slug like nipples from my quick sand tits too
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
by PresidentKimball April 15, 2020
(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.
Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008
The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.
Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009
by cataracks April 29, 2011
by Diabeetus October 19, 2008
The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.
by Smokey T. Stevenston October 26, 2013