Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.

I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.

Mojang’d by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020

Mojang Developer 

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

Mojang Developer by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

morang'd 

getting fucked up beyond comprehension on a minimum of 3 different substances.

That guy ate a bunch of xanax, drank a fifth of scotch, dropped acid and smoked up all my weed, he was straight morang'd

morang'd by morangotang September 13, 2013