moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 13, 2009

Moisture

Uzair Tariq

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture

by Nigga Penis August 21, 2021

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 14, 2016

moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 15, 2022

moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds

Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?

by Groovintunes March 23, 2011

moisture mask

Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.

ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!

by mitchbitch69 February 24, 2016