Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."

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Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

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doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

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the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

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To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

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Let's moisten the hummus!

Moisten by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

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Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

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