The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?