Moe

If you ever meet a Moe he’s probably the goofiest, funniest, and kindest dude you ever met, at first he’s shy but then he Makes everyone laugh and smile.

“Yo that nigga Moe funny asl”

by ‏ Anonymous November 8, 2019

Moe

Moe is probably one of the coolest people you've ever met in your life. Don't ever down play Moe because his dick is probably the biggest one you'll ever see in your life time. I mean this dude hast he dick size of a Greek sex god. He once smacked a sword with his dick and the sword shattered into pieces. Do not fear because his dick was still operational. One day Moe will appear again and shatter these little demon thots and be crowed the Destroyer of insides.

Moe: Moe...
Moe: yeah i did that.
Moe: You fucking idiots will never understand the power i have.

by Yoinkey April 24, 2019

MOE

Money Over Everything

made famous by Birdman and Wheezy F Baby aka Lil Wayne

"MOB MOE" = Money Over Bitches, Money Over Everything

by johnp2127 April 1, 2009

Moe

A man hoe.

Wow that Michael is a moe.

by Ghostttttttttttttttttttt7 June 26, 2019

Moe

A loud and partially disruptive person, however on the inside is a great person to have a laugh with. He is Most probably surrounded by video games and technology. He is quite popular and fashion trendy. He may or may not know your crush and if he does he probably talks to you about it a lot. His crush's first initial is probably C, B, L or N

moe is great

by Bobbie Brownx December 15, 2018

Moe

A Moe or «Thats a Moe» is someone who is fucking their co-worker!

«Be careful he’s a Moe»

by Fruithy September 26, 2019

Moe

1. A Japanese name that was popular in the late 1990s. Its meaning, contrary to popular belief, is "young flowers blooming."

2. A totally normal Japanese name that somehow Americans have turned into "slang."

3. The names of the hundreds of people who consider the other definitions of "moe" in UD extremely offensive.

*Lily looks up her name in UD and smiles*
*Amanda looks up her name in UD and smiles*
*Lisa looks up her name in UD and smiles*

*Moe looks up her name in UD and scowls*
Moe: WTF? I'M SUING THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!

by accidental_perfection! December 20, 2010