Moe
A not-nice ogre with chickpea breath.
Moe, for one your breath always smells of moldy chickpeas. And you are the ugliest member of our family. Like an ogre with chickpea breath. You're not nice either.

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by Dozens86 June 05, 2009

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Moe
1. A Japanese name that was popular in the late 1990s. Its meaning, contrary to popular belief, is "young flowers blooming."

2. A totally normal Japanese name that somehow Americans have turned into "slang."

3. The names of the hundreds of people who consider the other definitions of "moe" in UD extremely offensive.
*Lily looks up her name in UD and smiles*
*Amanda looks up her name in UD and smiles*
*Lisa looks up her name in UD and smiles*

*Moe looks up her name in UD and scowls*
Moe: WTF? I'M SUING THE URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!
by accidental_perfection! December 19, 2010

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Moe
A person who likes to eat lasagna.
Oh dear, you are such a moe! You ate all the food!
by MoeTheTiger December 15, 2010

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Moe
A place where Drug dealers deal sherbet and pop rocks because their too poor or stupid to have the real thing. Women from Moe are sluts and tend to be pregnant by between the ages of 13-16yrs old. This Town is where Bogans were given birth to, their feeding grounds include Mcdonalds, The Scout Hall and K mart. Back in 1953 the Prime minster, Robert Menzies, tried to rid this place off the map but sadly his arch nemesis Harold Holt overthrown Robert Menzies and told everyone that Moe
MOE Dealer: I got some Pure 100% coke right from the shores of Cuba.
Bogan: Why does it smell like sherbet?
MOE Dealer: It has sugar init now.
by Dashers Dog June 14, 2010

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moe
abbr for "money over everything"
used to address friends
"wut it do moe"
by whsnum1 May 23, 2009

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Moe (mo'e/, pronounced "Mo-ay"/ literally 'budding', as with a plant) is a Japanese slang word originally referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga.

Last night I jerked it to moe hentai.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 16, 2006

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Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
Moe: "You knucklehead!" gouges Curlys' eyes
Curly: "Hey, Moe! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003

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