The police in Moco (Montgomery County, MD) whose sole purpose is to break up high school parties because there is little real crime. Oh, and they give a lot of driving tickets too because there is little real crime.
Mocoboy1: How did you tear your shirt?
Mocoboy2: I was at this party, and then the mocopopo came, and I had to jump the fence.
Refers to the Montgomery County (Maryland) Police Department.
"Most" of them have an IQ of less than 85 and have no clue what the law is. Because of this they tend to do stupid things such as: illegally detaining people, searching people without probable cause, mistaking mental health issues for drugs, giving you inaccurate legal advice, not being able to find drugs in plain sight, ect.
"Today my friends and I got searched by the mocopopo because some kids from our school smoked bud last week in the park we were sitting in. They then thought my friend with social anxiety was high on meth because he was shaking like a leaf all because they were grabbing his junk and the fucked up thing is we were the only kids under 18 in that park who weren't smoking cigarettes."
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.