A county located relatively close to the D.C. Area and includes some of the blackest white people ever conceived on earth. If you are not of above average intelligence, you will most likely begin to emulate black culture around the age of 12, and by 14 you will be a straight up thugged out gangsta, who just happens to live in Olney and isn't actually a gangsta at all. The majority of the white male population in Montgomery County truly belives in their heart of hearts that they are black men, and will do anything to prove so. These activities are including but not limited to the following; smoking obnoxious amounts of weed, drinking until they black out/puke/crash a car, wearing clothes that are clearly 3 sizes too large, driving like morons, speaking like a mentally challenged black person, and saying the word "pilt". The best thing to do is avoid eye contact with these whiggers, because if it is made, the string of words that follows is neither comprehensible nor english. In conclusion, Montgomery County is horrible unless you're rich, and even then, your children will try to act like they're black and poor.
Yo them MoCo bamas
up this junks
Ey yo it's the MoCo Po!
Yo MoCo's gots the finest 13 year old bitches.
Suburban county of Maryland
One of the few counties where there's a ghetto area (Wheaton, Silver Spring), there's a rich-ass area (Bethesda, Potomac), and the boonies (Damascus, Poolesville) all crammed together.
That's diversity for you.
One of the richest counties in America. To sound cool, we say we're from D.C. but really, everyone can tell we're MoCo at heart.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: Washington, D.C.
A: But you have a Louis Vuitton bag and drive a BMW.
B: I'm from Georgetown.
A: Liar! You're from Potomac aren't you?
County where the heads of the public school system suffer from a severe case of storm-phobia.
Bob: Do we have school today?
Suzy: No, there's a 30% of snow.
MoCo Public School Director #1: Wow, look at that weather.
MoCo Public School Director #2: Yeah, today's gonna be a real scorcher.
MoCo Public School Director #1: How about a 2 hour delay?
MoCo Public School Director #2: Fine by me.
1) Montgomery County, Maryland. In it;s location right next to DC, it has DC's violence in some parts, while it also has the richness of Orange County California.
2) Home to many of the 2002 sniper shootings.
MoCo is only used for Montgomery County Maryland. If you use it to define some other Montgomery County, I will personally jump you.
Let's all visit MoCo for some fun fun fun!
The county where everyone is either straight out of the OC or tryin to be ghetto. But the love is all in MoCo. And whoever thinks that we stole the MoCo from Howard County, it should be pointed out that Howard County is HoCo. And yes, their girls are hos.
Girl from MoCo: Yeah, I got into every college I applied to!
Guy from PG County: What is college?
The only place on earth where rappers rep hard for a hood consisting of million dollar homes and X5-driving soccer moms.
The phrase "All my Stonegate niggas" will never make it to the BET soul train awards
excellently defined above, but with one vital part omitted---a super-liberal hippie village in the mix (Takoma Park).
MoCo is extremely diverse and awesome.