An obese or overweight caucasian female.
Man A: Man you where so drunk last night!

Man B: Fosho dude! I woke up with two Moby Dicks this morning.
by Soultaker MK3 September 09, 2010
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It's a book...
Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
by Melville119 May 06, 2011
The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 16, 2006
An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.
by bonzorocks May 21, 2004
When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"
by SamAmy October 14, 2008
A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.
Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
by knottawanker February 21, 2010
Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
by Greg Toland January 08, 2015
a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.
James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.
by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014
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