To be a mobster, one has fun in a mischievous manner and preforms slightly illegal tasks for fun and exhilaration.
Note: these people are not criminals they simply want to have fun.
Note: these people are not criminals they simply want to have fun.
Person: omg!, what are those boys doing on top of that ten story building
Other person: oh dw, there just mobsters
Mobster: MOBSTERS!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Other person: oh dw, there just mobsters
Mobster: MOBSTERS!! FUCK YEAH!!!
by Aussie cunt September 4, 2019
An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.
Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.
Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.
Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
by Dear Vigintillionaire family July 28, 2009
noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.
"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)
Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)
Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."
by the storm drains May 20, 2009
when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.
We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill
by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010
Professional Wrestler from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, dubbed to be from Milan, Italy. Is reknown for his charisma, his ability to work a crowd, and his hilarious comedy antics. Can also wrestle very well. Currently performs in nCw, IWS (both being Montreal-based wresting promotions), and CZW. Many who have seen him wrestle would see a spot for him in RoH, or even WWE.
by Da Mark July 22, 2005
one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.
THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.
by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 12, 2003