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cock-morized 

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.
That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.
cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017
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T-Mobiled 

Verb meaning to fail to deliver a product or service in epic proportion.
Hey, Billy, did you hear I got stranded at the mall last night? Yeah, the public transit company ran out of diesel fuel for all their buses and T-Mobiled. Some people walked home, but I just hung out hoping they would restore service someday.
T-Mobiled by OmegaBobGuy October 15, 2009
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"
Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010

Mobizen Kidde 

A young and/or immature person that is usually fixated on logos, bfdi, goanimate, indie games, and anything similar. May or may not use the mobizen screen recording app on a mobile device.
Guy: My friend told me that they had a Youtube channel, turns out their a Mobizen Kidde.

T-Mobiled 

When T-mobile sidekick service goes down and you have no "G". in the next 48 hours you'll get service. it can happen for days & days.
It also kills your buddylist because almost everyone has a kick.
Taryn- Noo Nooo!! I just lost my G again!!
Me- Boom goes the dynamite. you juss got T-Mobiled...
haha u aint got no servicee! you cant sign on your kick!!

*looks at buddylist*
damn nobodys on..
*signs off*
T-Mobiled by Ayoosharice November 4, 2009
The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.
Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.
mobied by milkdudsss July 3, 2012