perpetuum mobili 

perpetuum mobili: Latin phrase to be translated as forever in motion by people in the pure sciences or to be translated as forever in flux by realistic intellectuals in the social sciences

The Russian Revolution of 1917 is the result of the fact that tsars Alexander I and Nicholas I did not exactly grasp the ssence of the latin phrase perpetuum mobili

perpetuum mobili by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2013

Mobilliasexual 

When sexually attracted to furniture.

"Hey look at that sexy wood peg."

"Hey bro I think you're mobilliasexual."

"You know what man you're right!"

Mobilliasexual by Deskica July 5, 2017

Mobility Scooter 

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

Mobility Scooter by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.

- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013

Modiliar 

Someone who constantly modifies the truth

Don't be a modiliar! There were no digital cameras back in 1988.

Modiliar by Chaxxx May 16, 2019

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge

nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

mobilizing mah troops by nooblet101 June 27, 2008

Mobiload 

Pronounced Mo-bee-load. It's the combination of the words Mobile Upload.

When one person takes a picture, hopefully compromising, on their phone of someone else, and mobile uploads it to Facebook.

You: (Take an compromising picture of someone)

Friend: WTF? Delete that.
You: No way. I am totally going to mobiload this!

Mobiload by TBills31 August 28, 2009