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Verb

To leave something or someone, or be left, in a state of limp prone deflation, with blank expression, open lifeless eyes, and a subjectively potatoesque aura, in such a way that causes onlookers to feel a sudden immediate urge to drag the perpetrator through several foreign-language commentary tables, over a balcony, onto a concrete floor (via roof of golf cart) , and then off of a nearby 1 storey video camera platform (superplex preferable).
First known usage:

"Bailey's wacky-inflatable-arm-waving-tube-men aren't working... Oh no they've been 'mizdadded'" paraphrase

- Luke Owen (sports entertainment commentator, beard-wearer, philosopher, 'the other one')
mizdad by MatMatMattyMatMat April 7, 2019
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She is the kind of girl that has this mysterious presence. She has the looks that fooled mullions and not to mention her smile. She is caring and oh so lovely. Any person who gets to be with her is lucky.
Mizah is lovely but mysterious.
Mizah by someoneiknow March 16, 2014

mongolian midway point 

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.
While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet 

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

Milwaukee Latte 

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.
I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.
Milwaukee Latte by Big Jefe September 7, 2010

Mizakaza 

Mizakaza is a nickname. It is the best nickname in history, and you are very truly amazing if your nickname is mizakaza.
Person 1: Hi, what's your name
Person 2: Mizakaza
Person 1: WoW! :D
Mizakaza by Mizakaza September 3, 2019