mitzva tanz 

‎'mitzva tanz' - literally translated as the 'commandment dance'. It is performed at a Jewish Chassidic wedding. A very long set of dances leading up to the 'last dance' (as opposed to the first dance) where the bride and groom dance to a lively tune (because now all the wedding guests can go home )

'Dancing with the Stars' has nothing on Rumi and Perry's 'mitzva tanz'.

mitzva tanz by sled613 March 26, 2011

Bro-Mitzva 

a gathering of bros in which there are more than twenty in an area.

Guy 1: "dude lets go to the club tonight"

Guy 2: " No way im not touchin that Bro-mitzva!"

Bro-Mitzva by NEEEH August 19, 2009

Farm Mitzva 

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

Farm Mitzva by backotruck August 6, 2012

car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah 

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

Nig Mitzvah by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Mitztake 

A mistake caused by stupidity or ignorance, rather than by accident. Usually occurs when the person has full knowledge that the action taken is a mistake.

I gave my girlfriend a yeast infection by going A to V. Such a mitztake!

It was a mitztake smoking that blunt before going to bed

Mitztake by KingE February 19, 2013