Bro Mitzfah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history, learn and memorize a hymn, poem or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzfah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

Bro Mitzfah by Tee Adams June 11, 2017

car mitzvah 

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.

I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!

car mitzvah by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Nig Mitzvah 

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

Nig Mitzvah by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Bar mitzvah moustache 

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

Bar mitzvah moustache by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

Butt Mitzvah by DimeDropped November 21, 2010

MitzvahPalooza 

Extravagant and lavish coming-of-age party for jewish teens. On November 2005, exemplified by a NY Long Island multi-millionaire who threw a plushy bat mitzvah party for his daughter by hiring celebrity artists costing millions of dollars in talent fees alone and giving away souvenir kiddy bags consisting of digital cameras & new video ipods worth $1000/each.

That businessman squandered about $10M when he hosted a mitzvahPalooza for his daughter.

MitzvahPalooza by Ardee Guzzi December 3, 2005