Tissue for your Missue 

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

Travel Missus 

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.

"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."

Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014

Misuse of Question and Answer Format 

A tag on Yahoo! Answers which gives report monkeys an excuse to report questions and answers even without a legitimate reason.

Violation Notice!
You're question, "Should Communion Wafers Be Renamed Jeez-its?" has been reported for Misuse of Question and Answer Format.

Misuse of Question and Answer Format by BrokenEye Unltd. March 28, 2010

Missus

Term that means wife.

You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.

Missus by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

giz a hoon on your missus 

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

giz a hoon on your missus by dr chops May 13, 2009

Misused words

Words that have been overused so much that they practically lose their meaning or punch. The result is now the word can now be used in a much more general term which results in a death spiral for the word since the effect snowballs.

Numb nuts: I‘m LITERALLY deceased.

Person B: Do you mean figuratively? Who am I kidding, welp, gotta add it to my „Misused Words list.“

Misused words by 1kilkilkil May 14, 2019

email misuse 

When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means

"John. You're a gutless jerk," wrote Jesse as she exhibited email misuse to her recipient.

email misuse by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008