Mississippi Ceiling Dangler 

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Mississippi Shit Dangler 

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

Mississippi Shit Dangler by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013

mississippi crab dangler 

it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.

while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.

dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he's messed up now!

mississippi crab dangler by mississippi g-dog March 26, 2010

mississippi crab dangle 

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

mississippi crab dangle by PinkyDW July 30, 2008