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1.
Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.
He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
 
2.
The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 11, 2006
 
3.
when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"
Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.
by Cloud April 28, 2004
 
4.
awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.
did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.
by Pete (fucking awesome) June 04, 2004
 
5.
a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."
by joel June 22, 2004