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A mispost is an embarrassing, accidental post in a chat. It varies from pressing Enter too soon and having an incomplete post, to accidentally posting the wrong thing to the wrong window.

See also: Typo
Person1: Here's the link you wanted: (Insert something else here)
Person2: o.o
Person1: Oops! Mispost >_>
mispost by Wahovipab March 24, 2010
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misapostrophication 

1. the incorrect placement of an apostrophe 2. the use of an apostrophe where one is not warranted
The menu at that restaurant has got some serious misapostrophication: they're offering "egg's" and "grit's."
misapostrophication by biggerstep February 1, 2009

Misostasy 

A strong, existential hatred or distaste for the state of things, how things must be, or how things turn out to be, in the world we live in.

From Greek “katástasi”, meaning “state”, and “miso”, meaning “hate”.

Those who adopt a misostatic worldview are often seen as “negative nancies” or “debbie downers”, when in reality, they’re just acknowledging how the world actually is; a predominantly negative place.
Considering how harsh reality can be, the misostasy in his arguments is more than justified.

Example:

Person 1: Man, I absolutely hate how most people are statistically more likely to become corporate slaves than celebrities. I think I’m going to become a misostatist.

Person 2: You mean a pessimist?

Person 1: Nah, pessimists are needlessly negative, unlike misostatists.
Misostasy by MrOntology July 19, 2020
When you accidently get on the wrong bus, train, plane, or any other form of public transportation.
I was supposed to get on the train to Chicago but I misported onto the train to New York City.
misport by Yohoskebon February 21, 2009

mispaste 

To accidentaly paste sth. on the wrong window/place in the computer or Internet.
Oh damn! I mispasted, and now my girlfriend knows what I looked for in the Internet!
mispaste by garbus February 28, 2009

mispaste 

This post was a mispaste
mispaste by AMP.com July 20, 2019

misostraight 

A person like a superstraight but only attracted the women with the XX chromosomes that also take a very submissive role within their relationships
dude 1: that dudes a misostraight
dude 2: I know right, all his girls so far have been super submissive
misostraight by thebasedone March 12, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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