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misapostrophication 

1. the incorrect placement of an apostrophe 2. the use of an apostrophe where one is not warranted
The menu at that restaurant has got some serious misapostrophication: they're offering "egg's" and "grit's."
misapostrophication by biggerstep February 1, 2009

Misostasy 

A strong, existential hatred or distaste for the state of things, how things must be, or how things turn out to be, in the world we live in.

From Greek “katástasi”, meaning “state”, and “miso”, meaning “hate”.

Those who adopt a misostatic worldview are often seen as “negative nancies” or “debbie downers”, when in reality, they’re just acknowledging how the world actually is; a predominantly negative place.
Considering how harsh reality can be, the misostasy in his arguments is more than justified.

Example:

Person 1: Man, I absolutely hate how most people are statistically more likely to become corporate slaves than celebrities. I think I’m going to become a misostatist.

Person 2: You mean a pessimist?

Person 1: Nah, pessimists are needlessly negative, unlike misostatists.
Misostasy by MrOntology July 19, 2020
When you accidently get on the wrong bus, train, plane, or any other form of public transportation.
I was supposed to get on the train to Chicago but I misported onto the train to New York City.
misport by Yohoskebon February 21, 2009

mispaste 

To accidentaly paste sth. on the wrong window/place in the computer or Internet.
Oh damn! I mispasted, and now my girlfriend knows what I looked for in the Internet!
mispaste by garbus February 28, 2009

mispaste 

This post was a mispaste
mispaste by AMP.com July 20, 2019

misostraight 

A person like a superstraight but only attracted the women with the XX chromosomes that also take a very submissive role within their relationships
dude 1: that dudes a misostraight
dude 2: I know right, all his girls so far have been super submissive
misostraight by thebasedone March 12, 2021