Minutes is a drinking game of which can be played at anytime. The idea of the game is to stop people making statements of intent that are unrealistic or would be just damn right hilarious! The games is played when someone says a statement of intent when not actually intended to do so. Minutes is then said meaning they have to do it. consequence of not doing the intended is two shots of their choice of liquor. Oklahoma can be said after a statement of intent as a safe word from minutes.
Matt.T "Im going to add minutes to the urban dictionary"
James.R "minutes"
*And here I am because F*** doing two shots on a Thursday morning"
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"Yo man, when can you get here?" "Man, I'm busy, I'm a be there in a minute."
by Sway78 October 5, 2007
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what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.
mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....
by billy April 23, 2005
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1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds

2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years
Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window

Stuntman: Got you

*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*

*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*

Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead
by Double 2 April 29, 2021
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a point in time which will never come
mom can you help?
in a minute.
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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A phrase used to make people think you are going to do what they say 'in a minute', however the task is almost always never done as the person is too lazy. It is most effective when used to piss someone off. Goes well with whining noises.
Simon: Get a life, you prick!
Tabish: In a minute! (moans)
by Tabish April 11, 2006
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In it only for that split second of heightened sexual gratification. As relationships go, "in it for a minute" represents one's non-commitment beyond the sexual climax.
It was such a hot moment. I was only in it for a minute then me and my heart moved on.

in it inner course in it to give it really into it inside commitment inside track in and out booger in them
by Minuteman Rocket April 28, 2011
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