A person who is approximately the minimal
age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel
like an out of
touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel
like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss
Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download
TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my
Tumblr dash anyway