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minisink 

Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.
Dude 1: Hey dude 2, I go to Pinebush! Where do you go?

Dude 2: Minisink.

Dude 1: You fucking fetus!
minisink by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Minisink 

A school full of rednecks and furries. A problem.
Person: Minisink? How about no.
Minisink by Veqtas November 8, 2019

mindsticker 

An unforgettable woman. A woman with a shape so in shape, no man can escape her shapely charm. A woman who drinks Tab. A woman who is the object of obsession.
Tom thought he would be able to forget Amorphia and move on with his life; but, because she was a mindsticker, he had no choice but to throw himself off a building.
mindsticker by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011

mintsticking 

the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.
"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment
mintsticking by OmenNemo June 12, 2023

Minisink 

The absolute worst school in New York. Full of rednecks, blondes, and douchebags. Good luck finding someone decent. I came here in 7th grade but I should have ended it all.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of that school, Minisink?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, you mean Redneck Land?"
Minisink by lionhut September 30, 2017

Minishing 

A guy with a really small penis fucking a fat girl.
Because Elliot's penis was so small, Fat Lauren was unsatisfied. Therefore, their sex together could be classified as minishing.
Minishing by metsrock62 August 18, 2009