Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.
A 'dress' that is actually supposed to be a shirt. It is usually shorter than a miniskirt and is often worn to the clubs. Alternatively, it is worn during the day in order to elicit attention from males and cat-calls from passing vehicles.
Hey, Tammy? Like, do you think I can wear this shirt as a dress? You know, like, instead of a 'miniskirt' it's a 'minishirt!'