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mini-baller

Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.
So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.
mini-baller by Mini-baller February 4, 2007
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minge balls 

Droopy fanny flaps that resemble saggy balls
Girl: I walked in the bathroom and she was bent over shaving what looked like saggy balls!
Other Girl: she has minge balls!!
minge balls by GurkinHead December 6, 2013

Mini-Skirt BallBust 

When a very hot girl with a very,very short skirt kicks or knees a male in his testicles,more commonly known as balls.
An example of a Mini-Skirt BallBust is when a very hot girl with a short skirt pretends like she wants to kiss you. She puts your arms on your shoulders and brings her lips closer. Just when she is abot to kiss you, she knees you square in the balls, and you go down.

Mineballs 

This is what you call Minecraft when it fucks you over while screaming at your friends about what happened.
You: DUDE I FUCKING HATE MINEBALLS. I JUST GOT SWARMED BY AN ENTIRE ARMY OF MOBS WITH A STACK OF DIAMONDS ON ME!

Friend 1: Damn that sucks.

Friend 2: Sounds like you have a skill issue.
Mineballs by SICKNICKERONI March 10, 2022

your balls are mine 

slang used in sports meaning that you will get the passes or balls goin towards a person
your balls are mine by chris37 June 27, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026