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soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.
OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.
soggy mini wheats by JHSGAMY November 24, 2006

Shredded Like Mini Wheats 

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

mini wheats© 

A delicious and nutritious breakfast cereal made by the Kellogg Company of Battle Creek, Michigan. Initially recieved as somewhat of a novelty, Mini Wheats© are coated on one side with a sugary frosting and on the opposite, bare shredded wheat.
Mini Wheats© are kind of a novelty, really.
mini wheats© by Jose Esteban October 6, 2007

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials