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Mini milk and the kraves 

The most innovative band since fat boy slim

The milk mans favourite band
I am the milk man and mini milk and the kraves is my favourite band

Mini milk 

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.
Mini milk by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Strawberry Minimilk 

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.
Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''
A penis the size of a minimilk (small), (n.b. The small penis does not have to taste of vanilla, strawberry or chocolate)
His girlfriend says he has a minimilk! XD
minimilk by FoxMan August 29, 2005

Chocolate Minimilk 

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.
Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

minimilkus 

An upstanding gentleman who frequenty dresses up in red and white dresses, smokes fags, and prefers to sleep in teepees.
One minimilkus said to the other, "Have you any extra fags for me? I seemed to have left mine in my other dress pocket".
minimilkus by BRCAC September 27, 2004