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mingewich 

Know as when a man (or woman if a dyke, or just curious) has his face in between the beef curtains (or flaps) of a womans vagina. Usually, this will be when licking the female out for oral pleasure. This is like a vagina sandwich.

Yummy.
- I just had a mingewich with Julia. She hadn't washed and it smelt like fishcakes. I hurled shortly after.

- I just made Lisa cum, I did this by having a big mingewich.
mingewich by Marc885 July 19, 2006
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minklewich 

verb. mink-uhl-witch.

A sexual maneuver in which the male, while in coitus, bangs the female so hard she begins to cry. The male then leans down, very close to the female's ear and whipers in a stern, unyielding voice, "shut the fuck up".
Guy 1: "Yo dude, see that bitch crying over there at the salad bar?"
Guy 2: "Yea."
Guy 1: "I totally minklewiched her last night."
Guy 2: "Niiice."

mingedicle 

A person with both a penis and a minge, thus a mingedicle is born.

other words often used:

*hermaphrodite
*she-male
*shmale
*lady-boy
person 1) check it out i was watching an amazing porn video on the internet but ended up regretting it.

person 2) how come?

person 1) the woman pulled her thong off and revealed her mingedicle.
mingedicle by nathy_b May 18, 2009
A slang term for pussy (only to be used in the context of giving oral sex to a woman)

A type of sandwich with lots of cheese
dude #1: yo man, where were you earlier today?! we were getting high in the basement
dude #2: sorry bro i was busy eating my girlfriend's mengwich. mmmhmmm delicious!
mengwich by anonamousz April 7, 2011

Mingelicious 

adj.
A Front Bottom alternative to the more fat arse-centric term bootylicious.
"That Kylie Minogue is right mingelicious isn't she, Cardinal?"

Mingewig 

Simply put a wig to put on your minge. Can be in a range of colours from Platinum Blonde to Deep Ivory. Even comes in ginger if you swing that way. Decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. The perfect accessory for any modern woman.

ENJOY!
Wife: Hmmm I fancy a change tonight dear. Do you?
Husband: Why yes! What did you have in mind?
Wife: Well... I did buy that new mingewig... the one with the tassles. What do you think?
Husband: YAY!
Mingewig by Fancy A. Mingewig February 4, 2010

mingehican 

A more rough and ready version of the Brazilian, where the remaining pubic hair is left au naturel rather than clipped short. A mohican of the pubic hair
"I left the hair removal cream on my bikini line too long, and I've accidentally given myself a mingehican"
mingehican by thebeerboy August 19, 2009