a) an extremely ugly person
b) a motorcycle wheelie
a) Jesus christ, that bitch is a complete cunting minger!
b) Last night I lofted a 1st gear minger!
by th0^ August 9, 2006
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Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>
Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)
by Flora Veale August 6, 2005
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the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her
wow that erin girl is such a minger!
by erinchappleisgay June 14, 2010
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Someone who is facially inept, fat, retarded, or ugly in any other kind of way. Also see - minging and ming

Closely relates to munter
"oh my god, look at that minging bird"

"that fat chick is a complete minger"

"oh boy, she mings"
by Kathie<3 April 9, 2004
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The best name for the unattractable gareth lock
by horney henry December 1, 2003
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damn that chick is minger (I'd Better go take her out back and shoot her)
by Drew DFWM Carter November 14, 2003
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