Miners Helmet 

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

Miners Helmet by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

miners mouth 

where you eat out a butthole and come out with poop all over you teeth making them appear black, like coal.

"dude yesterday i was eatin out my girls ass and i hella got miners mouth".

miners mouth by k hump April 6, 2008

miners glove 

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.

Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.

miners glove by miner man December 14, 2009

Miners on strike 

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.

Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....

Miners on strike by The good looking one October 1, 2010

Miners Dream 

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!

Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital

Miners Dream by I like urban dictionary. March 2, 2015

miners world 

the best game ever made on roblox also known as eviabun fav game so play it plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

what is the game that that human playing

it is miners world

miners world by emma tessea May 17, 2021

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018