There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

Matthias's Mindblowers by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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