Just a tiny part of the awful truth about "Canada", the Mime Army is the forced military of the country that is known of as "Canada" that the world knows.
It is thought that the idea to create an army of unwilling mimes came about when the governing forces of "Canada" decided it would look weird if they didn't have soldiers that didn't look like the hideous hulking walruses they are, and that forcing mimes to be soldiers against their will was fun and hilarious.
Actually members of a mime guild, the inhabitants of "Canada" and the rest of the world do not know of the Mime Army's plight. The evil walrii, the real governing force of "Canada" and possibly the United States, with the use of sound devices, speak for the mime/soldier's when their voices need be heard.
The mime army unfortunately will not speak out about their plight due to the member's strict and heartfelt vow of silence, which all mimes adhere to, and the threat of murder by the Clown Death Squad (see Clown Death Squad).
New mimes are "recruited" frequently by the Clown Death Squad, forced or coerced using the mimes' financial situation (the demand for mimes has been dwindling with the growing, but superficial, social popularity of "freedom of speech" and the like), so training them is unnecessary as members are easily replaced if killed due to their ineptitude or lack of adequate equipment.
The Mime Army's plight continues to remain unnoticed and any who know of it refuse to speak or gesture of it.
It is thought that the idea to create an army of unwilling mimes came about when the governing forces of "Canada" decided it would look weird if they didn't have soldiers that didn't look like the hideous hulking walruses they are, and that forcing mimes to be soldiers against their will was fun and hilarious.
Actually members of a mime guild, the inhabitants of "Canada" and the rest of the world do not know of the Mime Army's plight. The evil walrii, the real governing force of "Canada" and possibly the United States, with the use of sound devices, speak for the mime/soldier's when their voices need be heard.
The mime army unfortunately will not speak out about their plight due to the member's strict and heartfelt vow of silence, which all mimes adhere to, and the threat of murder by the Clown Death Squad (see Clown Death Squad).
New mimes are "recruited" frequently by the Clown Death Squad, forced or coerced using the mimes' financial situation (the demand for mimes has been dwindling with the growing, but superficial, social popularity of "freedom of speech" and the like), so training them is unnecessary as members are easily replaced if killed due to their ineptitude or lack of adequate equipment.
The Mime Army's plight continues to remain unnoticed and any who know of it refuse to speak or gesture of it.
by James Dracon May 11, 2011
by jillianisbetterthanyou May 30, 2017
A mimeborn gifted with the ability to speak. However, thay must say everything in song. They can usually be seen performing on the street or in your basement. If you see one on the street, you should give him a dollar. If you find one in your basement, he is probably making it his new home. You can either keep him as a pet or force him to leave. If you decided to force him to leave, ask nicely. Otherwise, the mime will get angry and begin singing sk8er boi, at which point you should just pull out your 12 gauge and put him out of his misery.
Mommy! Mommy! I found a singing mime in the basement! Can we keep it?
No dear, he probably has rabies and/or knows the lyrics to sk8er boi. Take this gun and put him out of his misery.
Aww... Mom...
No dear, he probably has rabies and/or knows the lyrics to sk8er boi. Take this gun and put him out of his misery.
Aww... Mom...
by SingingMime June 6, 2006
1) Term created/used in the music video 'build god then we'll talk' by Panic! At The Disco..
2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)
3) My nickname.
2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)
3) My nickname.
If you see a porno mime, get away from him/her. It is very possible that a porno mime will get close to you and ask you: "Hey, you want to have some fun?"
by Carlos [a.k.a. Porno! Mime] November 22, 2007
To mime roast someone is to roast a person or group of people without even having to say a thing. If you ever get hit with a mime roast, consider yourself owned.
Bobby: (insert any insult here)
Reggie: *adjusts shades, points at Bob's abdomen, then expands hands from own abdomen signaling Bob's obesity*
Phillip: Holy shit, you just got mime roasted!
Reggie: *adjusts shades, points at Bob's abdomen, then expands hands from own abdomen signaling Bob's obesity*
Phillip: Holy shit, you just got mime roasted!
by Knibrock March 15, 2019
Armageddon: I've been up three days straight up tweakin' like a mime.
Me: You jerk tweaker ass mime.
Tweaker mime: (stands pretending to be in a box).
Me: You jerk tweaker ass mime.
Tweaker mime: (stands pretending to be in a box).
by tweaker ass mime September 16, 2009
The way men copy each other when they are together.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
by capooter February 25, 2009