Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging
drunk, racist, pothead who can’
t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he
will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar
will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.