Someone born in the new millennium (Year 2000) whose about to turn 18 in 2018!
We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
Ryan to Dave: Dude did you know people born in 2000 will be adults!!!!
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017
EDI Rail built the Millennium Train for use in the Sydney rail network. Sydney was promised something special and special it was.
If the people of Sydney in 1988 thought the Tangara was the ultimate in train technology they were in for a pleasant surprise when the Millennium Train arrived. It had all the bells and whistles.
Unfortunately the people running the show, and directly one MP Michael Costa who was the transport minister of the day, they all got cold feet after a few major delays. Like the Tangara in 1988, in 2003 and beyond this was a very complex train that required expert gentle hands.
With thousands of staff to be trained it was a tall order to expect every member of staff would have it down perfect from day one. Yet at the time the minister was told. We will make it work.
With no improvements the minister said, dumb this train down.
A question that demands an honest answer is.
Why did EDI not painted Mr Costas picture on the front of the train?
Back to the serious business. EDI must have made it clear that dummying down is stepping backwards. Not to be seen as getting it wrong MP Costa showed them about stepping backwards. He cancelled the contract.
MP Costa had all Millennium trains moved to a less critical south lines where delays dont make the daily news papers.
If the Millennium Train was a bit of an embarrassment, more is just around the corner.
In a few years, coming to a station near you, a new project called the PPP train.
Public, Private Partnership. Dont wait up as like the previous trains, the people in power refuse to acknowledge they could have it wrong.
Sounds like a familiar tune that they are playing.
If the people of Sydney in 1988 thought the Tangara was the ultimate in train technology they were in for a pleasant surprise when the Millennium Train arrived. It had all the bells and whistles.
Unfortunately the people running the show, and directly one MP Michael Costa who was the transport minister of the day, they all got cold feet after a few major delays. Like the Tangara in 1988, in 2003 and beyond this was a very complex train that required expert gentle hands.
With thousands of staff to be trained it was a tall order to expect every member of staff would have it down perfect from day one. Yet at the time the minister was told. We will make it work.
With no improvements the minister said, dumb this train down.
A question that demands an honest answer is.
Why did EDI not painted Mr Costas picture on the front of the train?
Back to the serious business. EDI must have made it clear that dummying down is stepping backwards. Not to be seen as getting it wrong MP Costa showed them about stepping backwards. He cancelled the contract.
MP Costa had all Millennium trains moved to a less critical south lines where delays dont make the daily news papers.
If the Millennium Train was a bit of an embarrassment, more is just around the corner.
In a few years, coming to a station near you, a new project called the PPP train.
Public, Private Partnership. Dont wait up as like the previous trains, the people in power refuse to acknowledge they could have it wrong.
Sounds like a familiar tune that they are playing.
(Q)
How can you turn a modern train, such as the Millennium Train into a joke.
(A)
Ask the NSW transport minister.
How can you turn a modern train, such as the Millennium Train into a joke.
(A)
Ask the NSW transport minister.
by Railways January 11, 2008
by anonymous August 28, 2003
An adult who was born in the new millennium (Born on January 1, 2000 or later). Typically, someone born in the new millennium becomes a millennium adult when he or she reaches the age 18 (In most countries).
Scott to Mom: Hey mom.
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.
Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.
Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.
Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.
Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?
by MexicanJunior December 30, 2017
by He who knows11 September 15, 2019
by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005
Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker
by crazynsc August 3, 2005