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Milkfest 

A Milkfest is the term given to an event in which large amounts of milk are consumed in a matter of minutes. The term 'Milkfest' was coined in 2010 by three adventurous teenagers (Alex Scott, Ejaz Majoka and Ben Allinson) who took advantage of this profound, accidental discovery, and made it as their most crucial necessity. From that day forward these courageous teenagers have been guzzling down large amounts of milk (such as 8 pints) daily. The expert scientists at the University of Cambridge have been performing tests on these brave adolescents, and they have found that their calcium levels, Vitamin A and other chemicals are constantly 30% higher than average which means that they are at a much lower risk (74%) of developing cancer and other malfunctions to the brain and the body.
Ben: I'm thirsty.
Ejaz: Shall we have drink?
Alex: Lets have a milkfest?
Zach (Newcomer): YEAH!!!!!
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The combination between milk and toast
Would you like some milkoast?

Yes I would love you some thankyou.
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1: (adjective) Becoming extremely fat from overconsumption of milk (homogenized in most cases) and/or dairy products.

2: (noun) The fat cells in an living organism that is purely composed of milky fatty oils and whatnot.

3: (noun) the fatty portions of milk.
Fat bastard: yo man d'you think i'm a bit fat?

Skinny man: naw dude you's is MILKFAT cuz you only eats milk and drink cheese, man.

Fat bastard: naw man i eats milk stuffs only abouts 9 meals a half-day

Skinny man: thats whys you is filled with MILKFAT in you's fatty ass body

Fat bastard: screw u man. isnt milkfat the oily fat stuffs in milk?

Skinny man: naw, you just drunk again, man
milkfat by milkfat June 30, 2009

milktastic 

when your milk is fantastic
"my milk is milktastic"
milktastic by Sanrionekos March 8, 2021

Milkfest 

I was with a group of hot chicks. Was a milkfest
Milkfest by Yugelyyuge January 17, 2025

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026