1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.
2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.
3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.
See also Travis Beagell
2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.
3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.
See also Travis Beagell
by imabastardman April 21, 2021
by Gferda July 6, 2023
A word used to describe a person (or anything else, really) which has little to no character.
Examples:
Examples:
While many disagree, some people say that Jim Gaffigan’s stand-up comedy is fairly milktoast.
Since she doesn’t want to offend anyone, she is sooooo milktoast.
Since she doesn’t want to offend anyone, she is sooooo milktoast.
by Bich Phuc Dat May 11, 2019
A derogatory term used against a white person, one with possibly very white skin or exibiting traits commonly associated with being "white".
by P.E.P. October 1, 2006
A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.
by Bill Gates May 21, 2003
a sexual fetish where semen is ejected onto a patch of pubic hair on the milktoastee, rubbed into a lather, and licked up by the milktoaster.
by G. Oulash Crompton September 23, 2009
She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."
by Jibbie July 10, 2003