:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom
She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!
when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf
oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.