your mom
hell yeah your mom's a m.i.l.f.
by dinosaur boy roy December 04, 2008
monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper
Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot
by satanlikessquirrels March 07, 2005
Mother I'd like to...
Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...
by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003
Motch i'd like to fuck
Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!
by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005
Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.
Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.
by Jimmy-Jam April 14, 2006
My Ill Little Fucker
My son cant come to school today because he's M.I.L.F.
by Define Me Bitch May 02, 2006
Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets
I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.
by milady February 04, 2005

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