Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs
by <insert> January 25, 2005
Mother
I'd
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The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
by gaylittleboys June 04, 2009
Mother I'd like to fuck
Luke's mum, Jeanette is a milf and we have
by Me aka Guernsey May 16, 2006
In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !
by DMNY July 08, 2006
Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006
mum i like to fuck
stiflers mum
by luke benson May 01, 2003
Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by Kettering August 04, 2008
A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk July 31, 2007

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