Minetard 

Minecraft retard. Sucks at it, and is a n00b.

Thinks redstone is ruby.

Thinks lapis is sapphire, which technically it is. In the game, there is no 'sapphire'.

Thinks emeralds make tools, and armor, a along with 'ruby', stone, etc.

stone and wood make tools not armor.

Minetarded person- wood, y u no make armor.

Minetard by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

.mikutard 

The best quinteplet and also the best mutual on tiktok

(person 1)"OMG do you know .mikutard?" (person 2)"YES they are literally the BEST mutual on tiktok!"
(synchronized)"TEAM MIKU!"

.mikutard by Quintessential Quintuplets March 10, 2021

miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012

mikenard

Eneard using Michael Afton as a skin suit

Person 1: “Hey my neighbor looks weird, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “That’s just Mikenard, don’t worry they won’t hurt you"

mikenard by TtheTeaspiller March 29, 2022