i've actually seen 4 different guys:
1. the best one being the reknown
Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest
guy on the face of the
earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in
high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. mike myers is the funniest
dude on the face of the
earth
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652
people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
