A bitch of a headache.
Hurts like hell.
Man, I have a migraine.
Damn, that sucks.
A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.
You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.
Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.
2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."
3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.
I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.
I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.
I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.
I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.
the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.
but you promised that we would get married soon!
bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.