17 definitions by aldwardo

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After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by Aldwardo November 25, 2006
A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
by aldwardo November 21, 2006
The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.

Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.
Testament - Practice what you Preach.
by aldwardo July 29, 2006
A year that will surely kick ass for video games.
2007: Unreal III, Halo 3, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, WoW: Burning Crusade, Mario Galaxy, Crysis, Metroid Prime: Corruption, Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass, GRAW 2, Disaster: Day of Crisis, Project HAMMER, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry 4, God of War 2, STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl, Bioshock, SPORE, Hellgate: London, Mass Effect, GTA IV, SSX Blur, Alan Wake, Killzone 2, Assasins Creed, GOD TOO MANY TO FUCKING NAME.
by Aldwardo January 31, 2007
If you can ignore all the shitty spin-off games and marketing behind the series, it's still one of the best RPGs around.
I'm 20 and I still love all the pokemon games(I'm talking about the traditional handheld ones, not the stupid spin-offs). Red and Blue will always have a place in my heart.

I plan on getting the new one for DS.
by Aldwardo February 14, 2007
The only sports whites can play better than blacks.
Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.
by aldwardo October 15, 2006
Pure heavy fucking metal.
Black Label Society > your band.
by aldwardo November 05, 2006

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