might not never

when someone is defintetly 100% sure they will not do something; taken from Kat Williams The Pimp Chronicles Pt 1

First Person: So are you gon go rob this bank wit me or wat man.

Second Person: Man you crazy .....might not never

might not never by B.Worthy May 19, 2007

rockstar lifestyle might not make it 

Live fast, die young.

Trey: Brah, you stay fvk'd up on alcohol and pills
KJ: yah mane but I be hurtn aftwerwards
Trey: Rockstar lifestyle might not make it
KJ: Like frfr

rockstar lifestyle might not make it by biggestHomie August 29, 2021

Might Might Not 

When you feel like doing something but you might just stay home and get drunk or smoke weed.

Might might not go grocery shopping today.

Might Might Not by TKBluffs January 6, 2017

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. 

☻/
/▌
/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. by iSelektALotOfThingsButNotMode April 11, 2009

It might sound super duper important, but its really not 

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

It might sound super duper important, but its really not by phillforbrains May 7, 2021

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025