Fidgetsexual 

A very dumb "sexuality" that 3 year olds use to mock the LGBTQ+ community.

I'm fidgetsexual!

No, you're dumb.

Fidgetsexual by tokoblox January 31, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real

Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

Fidgetsexual by Wanda’s Vision March 1, 2021

A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

fidgetsexual 

a person who is delusional that is weirdly attracted to fidget toys

Person 1 : are you fidgetsexual?
Person 2 : no but that weird girl emily is-

Maya Ortiz

fidgetsexual by Maya JVHJGUIGYUTFYTHGER January 30, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

Who ever made up this sexuality deserves to r0t in h€11

S/n: I’m fidgetsexual!
M/n: Oh g*d no

Fidgetsexual by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 February 7, 2021

Lit midgets 

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.

"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"

Lit midgets by King midget August 2, 2017