midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

midget tit by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

midget tits 

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

midget tits by UMLSTG December 19, 2006

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

midgetity by -3 Vermin, 1 Prick, and some southern chick January 19, 2008

midgetits 

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

midgetits by Alsexy June 1, 2009

Midgestitute 

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

Midgestitute by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

Midgettitus 

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

Midgettitus by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

Midgettits by Damadar July 17, 2006