middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

middlebeard by sw8rkid July 7, 2009

middleboard 

The act of average enthusiasm.

Todd's toga party was underwhelming... he went middleboard with the planning.

middleboard by GIGAURBANWORD February 17, 2021