Middle school sex 

What happens in the middle school bathrooms when 11-year-olds discover the internet.

*in the highest, squeakiest voices you can imagine*
11-year-old guy: let's have some middle school sex baby ;) I got this dick for you right here
11-year-old girl: ooo how big are you
guy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
girl:ooo DAMN daddy let's do it 😈

Middle school sex by dummythicc69 September 20, 2019

Middle School sex 

Middle School Sex - Premature sex in a School called middle school. Or very weak sex

Did you hear my child had Middle School Sex? 2. God middle school sex is such a pitty

Middle School sex by DaGrateGuy January 14, 2018

sex middle man 

an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.

I got a see the sex middle man.

sex middle man by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

Middle school sex 

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school

guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck

Middle school sex by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class 

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class by rperazag July 2, 2010

Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual 

Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.

Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual

Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual by Emo fag:) May 3, 2021