1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.
Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.
Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!
Jimmy: crying*
Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!
Jimmy: crying*
by Im an iconic cunt December 15, 2017
Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.
by 0ne ugly p0tat0 March 11, 2019
The Place everyone is dying to go to once they've graduated from Elementary. After about a 2 weeks of attending they realize that it's pretty much the same except the drama, which is caused by masturbating ass holes and slutty make up freaks (who never wear it right). Can range from kids who sing gay old songs in the hallway that still wear clothes from two years ago, to kids who've lost there virginity and smoke pot. Most of the insecure kids that have no life and decide to make other's life a living hell turn out to be the most 'popular' and the kids with reason who act their own age are bullied for no reason at all. Boys treat girls like shit because of 'crushes' and pretty much all the classes are useless. Not to mention the emo at every corner.
Graduated 5th Grader: YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL! This is gonna be great!
Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
_____________________________
Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
_________________________________
Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
_____________________________
Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*
Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
_____________________________
Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
_________________________________
Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
_____________________________
Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*
by I have no idea. qwertyuiopasdf July 4, 2011
Brief definition - Hell.
Long definition - A place where you get piles of homework every night and get detentions for not turning one thing in or doing something completely harmless.
The teachers either love you or hate you. There is nothing in between.
The cheerleaders are either the most popular because of their weight or style, or even outcasts because they can't do any other sport.
The girls are backstabbers and the boys are pervs.
where people call each other the most childish names you can think of. "Crybaby", "Loser", and they call almost everything and everyone gay or faggots, even if your not, or even if you are a girl.
It's all about labels. Roll your eyes once and they'll label you as being a priss. Say one thing wrong in class and they'll label you a retard.
They say 'That's what she said!' about so much stuff that sometimes it doesn't even make sense - they just say it to say it.
People make up lies about the other, making you a laughing stock when you didn't do or say anything of the sort.
You wanna go there so badly in 5th grade, and by the time your in 8th, you wanna shoot yourself.
Long definition - A place where you get piles of homework every night and get detentions for not turning one thing in or doing something completely harmless.
The teachers either love you or hate you. There is nothing in between.
The cheerleaders are either the most popular because of their weight or style, or even outcasts because they can't do any other sport.
The girls are backstabbers and the boys are pervs.
where people call each other the most childish names you can think of. "Crybaby", "Loser", and they call almost everything and everyone gay or faggots, even if your not, or even if you are a girl.
It's all about labels. Roll your eyes once and they'll label you as being a priss. Say one thing wrong in class and they'll label you a retard.
They say 'That's what she said!' about so much stuff that sometimes it doesn't even make sense - they just say it to say it.
People make up lies about the other, making you a laughing stock when you didn't do or say anything of the sort.
You wanna go there so badly in 5th grade, and by the time your in 8th, you wanna shoot yourself.
middle school Girl: "So just do it!"
middle school Boy: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
middle school kid: "You like Johnny!"
middle school girl: "What the Heck?!?! No I don't! I hate him."
middle school kid: "HAHA yeah you do your face is all red."
middle school girl: "IT'S 100 FREAKIN DREGREES OUT."
middle school kid: "haha, whatever, loser."
Cheerleader: GO TEAM!
Middle Schooler: What a freak. you only joined cheerleading cuz you suck at everything else.
Cheerleader: Nawt tah-rue!
Middle Schooler: 'nawt?' 'tah-rue'? Your GAY.
Cheerleader: I'm a girl!
middle school Boy: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
middle school kid: "You like Johnny!"
middle school girl: "What the Heck?!?! No I don't! I hate him."
middle school kid: "HAHA yeah you do your face is all red."
middle school girl: "IT'S 100 FREAKIN DREGREES OUT."
middle school kid: "haha, whatever, loser."
Cheerleader: GO TEAM!
Middle Schooler: What a freak. you only joined cheerleading cuz you suck at everything else.
Cheerleader: Nawt tah-rue!
Middle Schooler: 'nawt?' 'tah-rue'? Your GAY.
Cheerleader: I'm a girl!
by middle_SKOOL_'lOsEr' December 23, 2009
Coming from a middle schooler, this will tell you the definitive way of cheating on tests because we all know how bad middle school is, so this will be the one useful definition
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
by psych1cgaming April 13, 2021
A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
The School after elementary school but before highschool.
Middle school is usually a large building that holds kids from fifth grade to seventh grade this is where people begin to get into cliques such as
skaters
jocks
nerds
etc.
Also where you get more than one class per day and a locker that you feel is the sign of your individuality but instead find out you are squished next to 2 other people you only have about 12 in. of space and usually end up standing a full arms distance away and reaching over 2 kids to get your stuff. Classes usually have really old teachers or really young teachers homework is now a huge task to complete consisting of 2 or more pages of word problems. The teachers only care about the state regulated exam and don't care to teach you anything not on the exam.
Also where at lunch you decide your table and if you are caught at any table besides your own you get made fun of. Middle school is also where people kids begin to like the opposite sex and get their first girlfriends it then becomes customary to sit with your date at lunch.
Your friends will make fun of you to try to gain new friends or move up in the social chain the ones that don't make fun of you are usually the ones you will be friends with for the rest of middle school.
Other things that happen in middle school are
Fights
Cyberbullying
Drug use
Sex
Depression
and a higher level of stress that is only topped in highschool.
Middle school is usually a large building that holds kids from fifth grade to seventh grade this is where people begin to get into cliques such as
skaters
jocks
nerds
etc.
Also where you get more than one class per day and a locker that you feel is the sign of your individuality but instead find out you are squished next to 2 other people you only have about 12 in. of space and usually end up standing a full arms distance away and reaching over 2 kids to get your stuff. Classes usually have really old teachers or really young teachers homework is now a huge task to complete consisting of 2 or more pages of word problems. The teachers only care about the state regulated exam and don't care to teach you anything not on the exam.
Also where at lunch you decide your table and if you are caught at any table besides your own you get made fun of. Middle school is also where people kids begin to like the opposite sex and get their first girlfriends it then becomes customary to sit with your date at lunch.
Your friends will make fun of you to try to gain new friends or move up in the social chain the ones that don't make fun of you are usually the ones you will be friends with for the rest of middle school.
Other things that happen in middle school are
Fights
Cyberbullying
Drug use
Sex
Depression
and a higher level of stress that is only topped in highschool.
Middle school is hell i can only imagine what highschool will be like
School is the prison where all your dreams go to die
School is the prison where all your dreams go to die
by Frost AG November 5, 2012