(Noun) Hell. Usually lasts 2 to 3 years. Initiates usually at 11 or 12, symptoms include body hair, cracking of the voice, the strong desire to f*ck the blonde 2 lockers down from you, mean-@$$ teachers, social class separation, etc. usually ends at 14-15, with signs such as major forehead injuries, increased stress, acne, and the feeling of "oh my gosh get me out of here I can't take it any more!"
Steven: Aww man, I've known Susie for 6 years and now she won't talk to me any more!
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.
by Dukmeisterindahowse March 08, 2014
The deepest pit in the pits of hell that children between the ages of 11-14 are forced to visit for 7 hours/day 5 days/week. Home of acne, drama, periods, discrimination, drugs, labels, bullying, etc.
Man, middle school sucks!
by mbkt10903 December 13, 2013
See prison
Ugh, I don't wanna go to middle school. It's just a fucking government ran daycare for teens!
by tydhydetagrv August 17, 2009
A place you go where you pretty much lose your childish innocence (although these days most kids have already lost it) and will want to conform to be like everybody else (especially the so-called "in" crowd who will stay the "in" crowd throughout high school and merge with the "in" crowd from the other middle school). Work-wise it's no big-deal; social-wise it's a VERY different story. In middle school the food sucks and everyone suddenly thinks they're so fucking hot or grown-up or whatever and may even want to experiment with drugs and sex (depending on your location). Middle school is the place where you thought you were going to magically become prettier/hotter/cooler/funnier but realize you suffer through it with pimples, mood swings, the works. Unless you were born as one of the "in" crowd kids. Then life is yours.

You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.

It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.
God, how I hated middle school; everyone thought they were the shit back then!

Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.
by mister def July 26, 2014
One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!

*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
by Tripleh May 29, 2013
Sometimes middle school consists of only 7th and 8th grade, but thats stupid because two years for one school is kind of short. Sixth, seventh and eighth grade is better.
Brother: Did u kno that 6th grade is elementary level, not middle school-level?
Me *huffily*: in YOUR opinion.
by Elizabeth Bennett March 25, 2006
Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.
"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.
by gorga12porga13morga14 August 13, 2010

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