The shittiest 3 years of your school career. All of the teachers are assholes and give you a shitload of homework everynight. You also have to do a bunch of long shitty projects that nobody cares about. The principals there are also assholes and hand out saturday detentions like they're candy for doing harmless stuff like chewing gum and throwing paper in class. The rules there were also so much stricter than in highschool. Pda was not allowed, No chewing gum in class, No sodas at all during lunch time, and we had to walk in a single file line to lunch and pe like we were 5. And the kids there are so fucking annoying. Almost everyone is a poser and acts like someone there not. There's also a bunch of groups that follow around one kid in their group and praise him like he's god. Kids there are so judgemental to you get ridiculed for everything you do or wear. I'm a guy and I wore flip flops one day and I swear 30 people had to point it out and make a big deal about. Not to mention everyone is so horny and most relationships are based on looks and how good a kisser the person is.
Freshman 1: Is it just me or did the last 3 years of our life suck major dick
Freshman 2: No it's not just you middle school sucks dick for everyone.
Freshman 2: No it's not just you middle school sucks dick for everyone.
by Thisguykicksass January 13, 2012
A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.
Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
by MSkid March 28, 2010
FUCKING HELL
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
by tydhydetagrv August 17, 2009
A hell hole filled with, obnoxious & bitchy people (usually girls), cliques, slutty girls, and horny guys. You sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for 7 hours doing nothing but writing pointless shit in your notebook. Sometimes you might even fall asleep just listening to your teacher go on about something that you'll never need to know. You can't go through these 2, 3, or even 4 without being picked on about being the one with glasses. If you're different than the popular kids in any way, you'll be made fun of. The staff is filled with douchebags who don't give a fuck about you, the teachers teach you pointless BS that you've known since 3rd grade. Or shit that you will never use. They give you 15 pages of homework due the next day. So your basically up all night doing it, and you get about 1/2 an hour of sleep. You get detention for asking someone for a pencil when the teacher's talking. Your so called "friends" talk behind your back, the relationships don't last more than a week, and there is drama in every ounce of the school. The whole building it self looks like a school, but it's a actually a concentration camp for kids 11-14. Lastly, Middle School is a failed experiment to prepare kids for High School ran by the government. These are the worst years of your life, have fun!
Brittany (Before MS): Oh I'm so happy i'm going to middle school! I'll make so many new friends and i'm gonna be so popular!
Brittany (Middle of MS): GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL WHOLE!!
Brittany (Middle of MS): GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL WHOLE!!
by I'm right behind you... November 1, 2009
A shithole where dreams are ripped away and hopes are shattered. Everyday is hell, and you're more likely to become "Emo" or some strange variation of the term. Middle school is the non-conformists paradise because everyone is trying to be different from evryone else. Also, you're likely to get gang raped or have the shit beaten out of you. You also have your self esteem beat to shit for being overweight or smarter than everyone else.
"Fuck man, Middle School sucked for me." says Bobby
"Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. Middle school fucking sucked for everyone." says Timmy
"Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. Middle school fucking sucked for everyone." says Timmy
by Savanna Banana June 25, 2009
The hell pit. A evil place where girls are bitches and boys just want to get in your pants. Boys are dicks and they like to act up. Girls are your friends, but they moment the more popular crew doesn't like you anymore, they'll drop you. Unless they're true friends. Girls like to get in fights and boys like to watch porn. People talk about you if you're ugly, fat, etc. Also, where everyone has a prepaid phone. AKA "TracPhone". Well, at least that's what happens in my school.
by AHaloWithHorns February 19, 2007